Name: P.M.Q.s
Duration: P00H01M41S
Description: A farewell (we hope) ode to Boris mentioning his highest achievements in office, and a bit about his prowess as a lover, quoting one of the recipients of his, now infamous, swordsmanship.

P.M.Q.s

from Inhuman Resources by Tom Kingsley

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A farewell (we hope) ode to Boris mentioning his highest achievements in office, and a bit about his prowess as a lover, quoting one of the recipients of his, now infamous, swordsmanship.

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PMQs
What happened to democracy?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to integrity?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to our N.H.S.,
The nurses’ pay, an honest press,
The legal right to loud protest?
He spaffed them up the wall!

What happened to the Zillion quid?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to the trade we did?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to our common aim,
Our amity, our sense of shame?
He spaffed it down the bloody drain,
Then spaffed it up the wall!

Where did our common senses go?
We spaffed them up the wall!
Where’s social justice? Do you know?
We spaffed it up the wall!
Where’s all the righteous workers’ fury,
Legal Aid and trial by jury?
He spaffed it up young Jen Arcuri
who spaffed it up the wall.

So, Jenny, what’s he like in bed?
As gentle as the Walking Dead.
He wheezes as he wets the bed.
His foreplay’s just like kneading bread,
The only thought that’s in his head
……… is spaffing up the wall.

(Coda)
He spaffed it up the wall, he spaffed it up the wall,
The bin bag full of custard just spaffed it up the wall.
(repeat until the wheels come off)

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from Inhuman Resources, released September 5, 2022
Tom Kingsley - Vox, Andy Fung - Drums, Bass & BV, Paul Battenbough - guitar & BV, Frank Naughton - Keyboards and all tech wizardry.

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Tom Kingsley Newport, UK

Tom Kingsley (aka Brian Phillips) has been a poet for 50yrs and thinks he might just be getting the hang of it. Always trying to look at life, even the grotesques and gargoyles of the world, with humour, he hopes to bring about regime change, revolution, and the salvation of nature by scribbling a few words and then singing or reciting them into that new fangled gramaphone contraption. Iechyd da. ... more

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