Name: PMQs
Duration: P00H01M44S
Description: It's not big and it's not clever, but it's what is needed. Uncomfortable questions for the Prime Minister and the answer we, he or his former lover might give. Paraphrasing his own phrase, on public record, and quoting the widely reported description of him by his former lover we look at the PM from an unofficial P.o.V.

PMQs

by Tom Kingsley

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It's not big and it's not clever, but it's what is needed. Uncomfortable questions for the Prime Minister and the answer we, he or his former lover might give. Paraphrasing his own phrase, on public record, and quoting the widely reported description of him by his former lover we look at the PM from an unofficial P.o.V.

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PMQs
What happened to democracy?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to integrity?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to our N.H.S.,
The nurses’ pay, an honest press,
The legal right to loud protest?
He spaffed them up the wall!

What happened to the Zillion quid?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to the trade we did?
He spaffed it up the wall!
What happened to our common aim,
Our amity, our sense of shame?
He spaffed it down the bloody drain,
Then spaffed it up the wall!

Where did our common senses go?
We spaffed them up the wall!
Where’s social justice? Do you know?
We spaffed it up the wall!
Where’s all the righteous workers’ fury,
Legal Aid and trial by jury?
He spaffed it up young Jen Arcuri
Then spaffed it up the wall.

So, Jenny, what’s he like in bed?
As gentle as the Walking Dead.
He wheezes as he wets the bed.
His foreplay’s just like kneading bread,
The only thought that’s in his head
……… is spaffing up the wall.

Coda:
He spaffed it up the wall, he spaffed it up the wall,
The bin bag full of custard just spaffed it up the wall.

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released June 22, 2022
Words written by Tom Kingsley - vocal
Music played and written by Andy Fung, Frank Naughton, Paul Battenbough.
Produced, engineered and mixed by Frank Naughton at Ty Drwg Studio, Cardiff.
Mastered by Sion Orgon at Digitalflesh Mastering, Cardiff.

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Tom Kingsley Newport, UK

Tom Kingsley (aka Brian Phillips) has been a poet for 50yrs and thinks he might just be getting the hang of it. Always trying to look at life, even the grotesques and gargoyles of the world, with humour, he hopes to bring about regime change, revolution, and the salvation of nature by scribbling a few words and then singing or reciting them into that new fangled gramaphone contraption. Iechyd da. ... more

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