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Russian Doll

from Inhuman Resources by Tom Kingsley

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You'll know these car obsessed lads, measuring their worth by the type of car they drive. KN08 HEDs every one.

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Russian Doll

He drives a Vauxhall Vodka, or maybe Ford FuKA
He’s a right old Tommy Tanker so he won’t get very far
He’s a social climbing banker but he needs a better car
He’s looked at Nissan Knobheads and at Tesla’s 1KR

His name may well be Kevin, or just as likely Shane
Whichever way you see it, he’s just a bloody pain
With his window down and his bass on boost
He’ll drive you half insane
With his two-tone horn and his social scorn
He’s full of wild disdain.

He’s looking for a motor. He suits a Skoda Skank,
He’d like an Audi Arsehole but he’s nothing in the bank
He’d settle for a Beemer, which needs no other name
He’d drive a Jaguar Jerk-off, if it didn’t look so lame.




His name may well be Brian, or just as likely Wayne
Whichever way you see it, he’s just a bloody pain.
With his window down and his bass on boost
He’ll drive you half insane
With his 2-tone horn and his social scorn,
he’s full of wild disdain.

Now Kevin’s bought a Vulva, made in Sweden by Volvo.
And Karen likes to grind his gears until he lets it go.
They’ve slimed up both the back seats,
Now they’re working on the fronts.
They’re both inside each other,
It’s a Russian Doll of c**ts.

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from Inhuman Resources, released September 5, 2022
Tom Kingsley - vox. Andy Fung - drums. Frank Naughton - keyboards, FX, car horn. Paul Battenbough - bass & BV.

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Tom Kingsley Newport, UK

Tom Kingsley (aka Brian Phillips) has been a poet for 50yrs and thinks he might just be getting the hang of it. Always trying to look at life, even the grotesques and gargoyles of the world, with humour, he hopes to bring about regime change, revolution, and the salvation of nature by scribbling a few words and then singing or reciting them into that new fangled gramaphone contraption. Iechyd da. ... more

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